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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

[It's the closest thing she'll ever manage to an apology, anyway. What's a functioning human being?]

could. if youre up for it.

does beg the question of what on earth youd like to steal. or punch.

[legal_eagle]

Aside from hearts? ;) (Feel free to interpret that as stealing OR punching, as you please)

But in all seriousness-- nothing at the moment. I like acquiring new skills.

[totallytrustworthy]

[Color her charmed at that. ]

well if its hearts youre in it for I could do that too

the art of the con is a beautiful thing darling. trust me ;)

[legal_eagle]

Well, then that's what I want as repayment. (Also, FWIW, I do know the very basics of picking pockets, but I'm not exactly good at it.)

[totallytrustworthy]

problem areas: slight of hand, distraction or both??

[legal_eagle]

A rather than B. Misdirection has never been my problem (ha ha ha, obviously; I'm a lawyer) but...let's just say there's a reason I was never a concert pianist. Or a surgeon.

[totallytrustworthy]

nonissue we just go louder with the distraction then. got it.

you let me know when you have the time and when were not running the whole community service gig I'll have you sharpened up in no time

[legal_eagle]

Will do. You know, in spite of all this, I realize I don't even know all that much about you.

[totallytrustworthy]

probably for the best. you of all people should know by now that what we do for a living isnt usually kind

or legal

[legal_eagle]

Well, the "unkind" is more of a sticking point for me than the "illegal." I'm a prosecutor & it's my job to uphold the law, etc etc etc, but there are broad swaths of law which are hot hunks of bullshit.

And trust me. When you work for the Manhattan D.A., you sort of lose your ability to be scandalized.

[totallytrustworthy]

in the mildest sense if it helps. cant pretend morals are all intact without lying my ass off but believe you me I draw the line where it counts

and if youve learned a bit of pickpocketing I would say that you grasp the general idea of what level of 'unkind' I usually manage

[legal_eagle]

Then I definitely wouldn't be scandalized, if it's of that caliber. Not that I condone breaking the law at any point etc etc etc, but I've known my fair share of hoods and I've also known my fair share of lawyers and I've always found the former far more likable than the latter. Definitely easier to talk to.

[totallytrustworthy]

right?? told saul the same bloody thing

swear to god lawyers and politicians are like the asshole cousins in the grifter family tree that you wish you werent related to

no offense love

[legal_eagle]

Oh, none taken. Trust me, I do what I do because I have to, but that doesn't mean I'm proud of it. (Also, apt metaphor, especially since they're constantly squabbling about money, often at funerals.)

[totallytrustworthy]

at least I have the decency to rob graves a few hundred years or more after the deed is done

[legal_eagle]

Oooh, glamorous. (I assume we're talking about the exciting Pyramids-in-Egypt type robbing and not the gross sneaking-into-graveyards-with-a-shovel type robbing.)

[totallytrustworthy]

please darling I know you havent seen me at my best but when I'm working I tend not to wear 'dig up your grandmothers pearls' clothes

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother though... :)

[legal_eagle]

[Chloe-senpai, why are you so cool...]

Oh? Do you get to be more stylish doing that?

[totallytrustworthy]

[Sonya-chan she will gladly teach you everything she knows.]

paris. egypt. rome. shanghai on the weekend

its an incredibly stylish business to be in

[Sometimes.]

[legal_eagle]

Ugh, stop! You're going to make me regret my life choices. The most glamor I ever see is sometimes the guy delivering my sad, eleven P.M. Chinese food is cute.

1/3

[totallytrustworthy]

does it help if I bring up the gunshots. carcrashes. maniacal warlords. insect filled jungles. bombs and charming the trousers off the sort of sweaty palmed clowns you cringe at in the courtroom?

2/3

[totallytrustworthy]

oh and immortal monsters

3/3

[totallytrustworthy]

and underground secret societies that use a potent combination of magic and drugs to take out their enemies

namely you

[legal_eagle]

Well...Okay, that does tone down my envy, a bit, yes. But it's still worth it in spite of all that horrible, terrible excitement, huh?

[totallytrustworthy]

dont know how to function any other way love

[And that right there is not a definitive 'yes', --because she does love the job, don't get her wrong-- but as for stopping? Retiring? Those brake lines were cut long ago as much as Chloe can tell.]

hence why I went a bit bonkers in jail