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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[legal_eagle]

YES. It's the best. Those dumplings are SO GOOD. Why?

[totallytrustworthy]

thinking a trip to nepal for a streetvendor lunch might be in our near futures. you know. once weve finished with rome. and or paris

[legal_eagle]

[is this what a girlcrush feels like]

Make that an "and" instead of an "or" and I'm on-board.

[totallytrustworthy]

[The answer you're looking for is 'yes'. UvU]

somehow I knew youd be saying that

its a date then sunshine ;)

[legal_eagle]

[Fluttering heart]

When were you thinking?

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry to say I wont be able to play tour guide for at least a few months more thanks to a couple of 'legal issues' regarding a certain group of criminals and free transport

but I'll gladly ring you up the second weve passed all that

[legal_eagle]

Huh, what is that, I hadn't heard a thing about it...

Anyway, sorry about your lack of freedom. JSYK I'm gonna continue mosquitoing around to try to get that shortened as best I can.

[totallytrustworthy]

no fun missions that arent productive slash assigned by initiative staff for two months etcetera etcetera

I get why but honestly its going to make christmas shopping a bloody pain in the ass so if you think you can nix it believe me I wont complain

[legal_eagle]

I'll work doubly hard if you promise you'll use the trip to buy awesome things for yourself.

[totallytrustworthy]

sweetheart I dont think thats how gift givings supposed to work :)

[legal_eagle]

What, you're not allowed to self-gift?

[totallytrustworthy]

oh I self gift all the time but during the holidays I find spending all on yourself means less under the tree

[That's a lie: Chloe hasn't seen a proper tree in years, and lacking a physical mailbox back home means gifts don't tend to come her way at all.]

[legal_eagle]

Ah hah. Scientifically calibrated. I approve, and cleverly done.

[totallytrustworthy]

I do try

hope youre ready for the worlds worst gift courtesy of yours truly

[legal_eagle]

What do you mean?

[totallytrustworthy]

that youll be getting a gift and that I'm not exactly the best at gift giving and so on

1/2

[legal_eagle]

Why are you giving me a gift?

2/2

[legal_eagle]

Sorry, that sounded incredibly dickish. I'm not complaining! Is that just a tradition where you're from?

[totallytrustworthy]

nah not dickish at all darling.

supposedly it is though I've never had time to do it properly. considering where we are and our current situation though it seems as good a time as any to give it a go yeah

not as if I can just send you a postcard from turkey so...

[legal_eagle]

Where I'm from the whole holiday season is just a very by-Christians for-Christians thing. And I don't want to give too much about myself away, but I'm pretty far from being a Christian. If that changes anything.

[totallytrustworthy]

sweetheart after all the things I've seen if that changed my opinion of you I'd be a piss poor adventurer. also possibly human being

but if youd be more comfortable without the c-word involved I'll be happy to just call it a bribe ;)

[legal_eagle]

[Aw that gives her warmandfuzzies.]

I'd be a piss poor lawyer if I turned down one of those

[totallytrustworthy]

so good to know youve got your priorities straight

heres to being the best at what we do

[legal_eagle]

Kicking ass, taking names, looking good while doing both

[totallytrustworthy]

no other way to live

seriously though dont be a stranger. Charlie and I are gonna find a place to hole up in and then youll be hearing from me.