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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

literally. have any plans once your feet hit the ground if theyve not already?

[legal_eagle]

1. Breathe fresh air
2. Get a half-decent cup of coffee
3. Run a 5k

And nothing beyond that.

[totallytrustworthy]

god if you find any place down there that serves decent coffee I expect to be told about it ASAP

[legal_eagle]

Right? THE COFFEE ON THE MOON. I have never tasted ANYTHING that mediocre.

[totallytrustworthy]

or in the bloody hold for that matter. swear there was dirt in it half the time and I've had dirt

[legal_eagle]

Whyyyyy have you had dirt

[totallytrustworthy]

surviving in the wilderness doesnt always equal fun

[legal_eagle]

Fucking shit. Is there even nutrition in dirt?

[totallytrustworthy]

more thank youd think. no kitchen sinks out in the wild darling if you dig something up the dirts not about to slough right off because youd like less of it

so if you had the mental image of me sitting about shoveling handfuls of the stuff into my mouth I'm happy to inform you that its completely inaccurate :)

[legal_eagle]

Yeah, that actually was sort of what I was thinking. But ew. Dirty water hot dogs are generally as wild and wooly as I get, culinarily speaking.

[totallytrustworthy]

[...]

whats a dirty water hot dog

[legal_eagle]

Oh, you know, a hot dog from those stands on the streetcorners? Where they fish the hot dog out of the murky water and slap some red oniony mystery on it and hand it to you for $1...or $3 if you're enough of an idiot to buy near Times Square.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh streetvendors. right. had no idea thats what they were called.

not really a flattering title to hold is it

[legal_eagle]

They're not really worth flattery. Them or the fal-awful.

[totallytrustworthy]

aha fal-awful I get it. have you ever had nepalese cuisine by the way

[legal_eagle]

YES. It's the best. Those dumplings are SO GOOD. Why?

[totallytrustworthy]

thinking a trip to nepal for a streetvendor lunch might be in our near futures. you know. once weve finished with rome. and or paris

[legal_eagle]

[is this what a girlcrush feels like]

Make that an "and" instead of an "or" and I'm on-board.

[totallytrustworthy]

[The answer you're looking for is 'yes'. UvU]

somehow I knew youd be saying that

its a date then sunshine ;)

[legal_eagle]

[Fluttering heart]

When were you thinking?

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry to say I wont be able to play tour guide for at least a few months more thanks to a couple of 'legal issues' regarding a certain group of criminals and free transport

but I'll gladly ring you up the second weve passed all that

[legal_eagle]

Huh, what is that, I hadn't heard a thing about it...

Anyway, sorry about your lack of freedom. JSYK I'm gonna continue mosquitoing around to try to get that shortened as best I can.

[totallytrustworthy]

no fun missions that arent productive slash assigned by initiative staff for two months etcetera etcetera

I get why but honestly its going to make christmas shopping a bloody pain in the ass so if you think you can nix it believe me I wont complain

[legal_eagle]

I'll work doubly hard if you promise you'll use the trip to buy awesome things for yourself.

[totallytrustworthy]

sweetheart I dont think thats how gift givings supposed to work :)