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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

at least I have the decency to rob graves a few hundred years or more after the deed is done

[legal_eagle]

Oooh, glamorous. (I assume we're talking about the exciting Pyramids-in-Egypt type robbing and not the gross sneaking-into-graveyards-with-a-shovel type robbing.)

[totallytrustworthy]

please darling I know you havent seen me at my best but when I'm working I tend not to wear 'dig up your grandmothers pearls' clothes

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother though... :)

[legal_eagle]

[Chloe-senpai, why are you so cool...]

Oh? Do you get to be more stylish doing that?

[totallytrustworthy]

[Sonya-chan she will gladly teach you everything she knows.]

paris. egypt. rome. shanghai on the weekend

its an incredibly stylish business to be in

[Sometimes.]

[legal_eagle]

Ugh, stop! You're going to make me regret my life choices. The most glamor I ever see is sometimes the guy delivering my sad, eleven P.M. Chinese food is cute.

1/3

[totallytrustworthy]

does it help if I bring up the gunshots. carcrashes. maniacal warlords. insect filled jungles. bombs and charming the trousers off the sort of sweaty palmed clowns you cringe at in the courtroom?

2/3

[totallytrustworthy]

oh and immortal monsters

3/3

[totallytrustworthy]

and underground secret societies that use a potent combination of magic and drugs to take out their enemies

namely you

[legal_eagle]

Well...Okay, that does tone down my envy, a bit, yes. But it's still worth it in spite of all that horrible, terrible excitement, huh?

[totallytrustworthy]

dont know how to function any other way love

[And that right there is not a definitive 'yes', --because she does love the job, don't get her wrong-- but as for stopping? Retiring? Those brake lines were cut long ago as much as Chloe can tell.]

hence why I went a bit bonkers in jail

[legal_eagle]

If I can be excused a brief foray into a bit of psychoanalysis, I think that statement might be more accurate if you widened its scope to "on the moon" in general.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh come on throw me a bone so I don't feel totally certifiable here

[legal_eagle]

If you weren't totally certifiable here you'd be the only one.

[totallytrustworthy]

dont be so dramatic weve still got a few sane ones left I'm sure like um...

hm

nope never mind you win on that front :(

[legal_eagle]

Amazing how when you trap a bunch of (very) borderline personalities in a tiny dome and throw monsters at them, crazy results.

[totallytrustworthy]

literally. have any plans once your feet hit the ground if theyve not already?

[legal_eagle]

1. Breathe fresh air
2. Get a half-decent cup of coffee
3. Run a 5k

And nothing beyond that.

[totallytrustworthy]

god if you find any place down there that serves decent coffee I expect to be told about it ASAP

[legal_eagle]

Right? THE COFFEE ON THE MOON. I have never tasted ANYTHING that mediocre.

[totallytrustworthy]

or in the bloody hold for that matter. swear there was dirt in it half the time and I've had dirt

[legal_eagle]

Whyyyyy have you had dirt

[totallytrustworthy]

surviving in the wilderness doesnt always equal fun

[legal_eagle]

Fucking shit. Is there even nutrition in dirt?

[totallytrustworthy]

more thank youd think. no kitchen sinks out in the wild darling if you dig something up the dirts not about to slough right off because youd like less of it

so if you had the mental image of me sitting about shoveling handfuls of the stuff into my mouth I'm happy to inform you that its completely inaccurate :)