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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[legal_eagle]

If I can be excused a brief foray into a bit of psychoanalysis, I think that statement might be more accurate if you widened its scope to "on the moon" in general.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh come on throw me a bone so I don't feel totally certifiable here

[legal_eagle]

If you weren't totally certifiable here you'd be the only one.

[totallytrustworthy]

dont be so dramatic weve still got a few sane ones left I'm sure like um...

hm

nope never mind you win on that front :(

[legal_eagle]

Amazing how when you trap a bunch of (very) borderline personalities in a tiny dome and throw monsters at them, crazy results.

[totallytrustworthy]

literally. have any plans once your feet hit the ground if theyve not already?

[legal_eagle]

1. Breathe fresh air
2. Get a half-decent cup of coffee
3. Run a 5k

And nothing beyond that.

[totallytrustworthy]

god if you find any place down there that serves decent coffee I expect to be told about it ASAP

[legal_eagle]

Right? THE COFFEE ON THE MOON. I have never tasted ANYTHING that mediocre.

[totallytrustworthy]

or in the bloody hold for that matter. swear there was dirt in it half the time and I've had dirt

[legal_eagle]

Whyyyyy have you had dirt

[totallytrustworthy]

surviving in the wilderness doesnt always equal fun

[legal_eagle]

Fucking shit. Is there even nutrition in dirt?

[totallytrustworthy]

more thank youd think. no kitchen sinks out in the wild darling if you dig something up the dirts not about to slough right off because youd like less of it

so if you had the mental image of me sitting about shoveling handfuls of the stuff into my mouth I'm happy to inform you that its completely inaccurate :)

[legal_eagle]

Yeah, that actually was sort of what I was thinking. But ew. Dirty water hot dogs are generally as wild and wooly as I get, culinarily speaking.

[totallytrustworthy]

[...]

whats a dirty water hot dog

[legal_eagle]

Oh, you know, a hot dog from those stands on the streetcorners? Where they fish the hot dog out of the murky water and slap some red oniony mystery on it and hand it to you for $1...or $3 if you're enough of an idiot to buy near Times Square.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh streetvendors. right. had no idea thats what they were called.

not really a flattering title to hold is it

[legal_eagle]

They're not really worth flattery. Them or the fal-awful.

[totallytrustworthy]

aha fal-awful I get it. have you ever had nepalese cuisine by the way

[legal_eagle]

YES. It's the best. Those dumplings are SO GOOD. Why?

[totallytrustworthy]

thinking a trip to nepal for a streetvendor lunch might be in our near futures. you know. once weve finished with rome. and or paris

[legal_eagle]

[is this what a girlcrush feels like]

Make that an "and" instead of an "or" and I'm on-board.

[totallytrustworthy]

[The answer you're looking for is 'yes'. UvU]

somehow I knew youd be saying that

its a date then sunshine ;)

[legal_eagle]

[Fluttering heart]

When were you thinking?