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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

smart girl. nice to know youre capable of drawing the line somewhere unlike most people

[hyanaimne]

I can't go near it even if I wanted to.

[totallytrustworthy]

ah. not sure if I should withdraw my highfive then

[hyanaimne]

I do not know what a highfive is? But what I mean is, I'm not supposed to. Not a full elf, etc, etc.

[totallytrustworthy]

1: so fixing that

2: well we can just buy you some prosthetic elf ears or something for when you go back

[hyanaimne]

That is quite alright. I do not want to go near it, remember?

And anyway, I cannot go back.

[totallytrustworthy]

what why not? we all go back at some point

[hyanaimne]

I died back home, right before I was dragged here.

[there is no way to put that in a way that isn't terrible. Which is why she doesn't try]

[totallytrustworthy]

ah.

[So she's like Harry in that sense. Christ. If ever there was a time to wish she hadn't just typed out what she'd sent off.]

well that sucks. sorry to hear it darling

[hyanaimne]

It is fine.

[because what else do you say to that?]

[totallytrustworthy]

well better off not dressing you up anyway

those fake bloody ears itch and I would know

[hyanaimne]

Mine are only a little smaller than theirs.

Dressed up like an elf before?

[totallytrustworthy]

once. never again

[hyanaimne]

Why?

[totallytrustworthy]

trust me darling its a good thing youve never been to a renaissance faire

[hyanaimne]

Well now I want to go to one.

[totallytrustworthy]

dirty awkward nerds and geeks as far as the eye can see. no proper toilets. and they make you spend absurd amounts of money paying for concessions that arent worth the cost

plus you just wind up either being hit on or dealing with rampant misogyny. or both

[hyanaimne]

There are a lot of words that I do not understand in that explanation.

Still want to go, though.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh lord. now I have the feeling well all wind up going just to satisfy your curiosity

[hyanaimne]

Maybe it will be fun.

[totallytrustworthy]

youre too optimistic for your own bloody good sometimes

[hyanaimne]

I only indulge in optimism every now and then - I am allowed my moments.

[totallytrustworthy]

suppose we all are at times

and I cant fault you for it

[hyanaimne]

True. Besides, you said it is a faire, yes? Those are usually some sort of fun.

[totallytrustworthy]

no rides no tunnel of love no money: its less fun than you think

lagers all right tho