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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

well better off not dressing you up anyway

those fake bloody ears itch and I would know

[hyanaimne]

Mine are only a little smaller than theirs.

Dressed up like an elf before?

[totallytrustworthy]

once. never again

[hyanaimne]

Why?

[totallytrustworthy]

trust me darling its a good thing youve never been to a renaissance faire

[hyanaimne]

Well now I want to go to one.

[totallytrustworthy]

dirty awkward nerds and geeks as far as the eye can see. no proper toilets. and they make you spend absurd amounts of money paying for concessions that arent worth the cost

plus you just wind up either being hit on or dealing with rampant misogyny. or both

[hyanaimne]

There are a lot of words that I do not understand in that explanation.

Still want to go, though.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh lord. now I have the feeling well all wind up going just to satisfy your curiosity

[hyanaimne]

Maybe it will be fun.

[totallytrustworthy]

youre too optimistic for your own bloody good sometimes

[hyanaimne]

I only indulge in optimism every now and then - I am allowed my moments.

[totallytrustworthy]

suppose we all are at times

and I cant fault you for it

[hyanaimne]

True. Besides, you said it is a faire, yes? Those are usually some sort of fun.

[totallytrustworthy]

no rides no tunnel of love no money: its less fun than you think

lagers all right tho

[hyanaimne]

You lost me at tunnel of love.

[totallytrustworthy]

its a ride. romantic one. two people only per boat and they coast you along a little river where you (likely drunk) make out and or wank off together :)

or more

[hyanaimne]

How in the hell is that romantic? It sounds like a waste of money, especially when one can find a private corner to do the same thing.

[totallytrustworthy]

awww privacy. thats cute ;)

[hyanaimne]

I am going to guess that it is a thing not many believe needs to be private anymore.

Like you and Charlie, in the hallway.

[totallytrustworthy]

[oops]

saw that did you?

[hyanaimne]

Bit hard to miss, dear.

[totallytrustworthy]

well its hardly my fault the man is massive

[hyanaimne]

I meant your touching reunion.

[totallytrustworthy]

so did I