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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[hyanaimne]

Yes well.

[totallytrustworthy]

tell you what. next time I'll give you a heads up before we go at it

[hyanaimne]

[oh! Oh! She learned a word that applies to this conversation!!]

What, do you like to be watched? That would be a kink, yes?

[totallytrustworthy]

[Good thing this is text; Chloe is currently laughing herself to tears.]

exhibitionism is absolutely a kink yes

[Whether or not it's one of hers though...]

[hyanaimne]

[she read that word out loud, fumbled over it for a bit, then started laughing herself. Oh, the looks she's getting]

I think it would be a bit awkward to watch, dear. I will leave you and Charlie to your privacy.

[she hums to herself, thoughtful, then sends a second text]

You know, sometimes I think I understand this world and all of its quirks, and then I have conversations like this.

[totallytrustworthy]

trust me darling no matter what world youre from there are always quirks like this

[hyanaimne]

Perhaps I should consult my young men about this quirks, so that next time we have a conversation like this I will be better prepared for it.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh you have young men do you

[hyanaimne]

I do, but they are friends, nothing more.

[totallytrustworthy]

what why thats boring go leap on them

[hyanaimne]

Too young for me, and much more fun to tease.

[totallytrustworthy]

aww schoolboy crushes how darling

[hyanaimne]

Besides I think if I even tried I have competition.

[totallytrustworthy]

so wreck the competition

nonliterally of course :)

[hyanaimne]

My competition is them. I think they fancy each other.

[totallytrustworthy]

so put yourself in the middle and bring them together

its like being a matchmaker only you get to be a touch more proactive about it

[hyanaimne]

[it takes a few moments to reply because she's cracking up]

I think I will pass. At least for now.

[totallytrustworthy]

suit yourself sunshine

just fill me in if you ever change your mind xoxo

[hyanaimne]

Yes, yes. You will be the first.

What does xoxo mean?

[totallytrustworthy]

'hugs and kisses'

its very charming

[hyanaimne]

Oh, is it shorthand like ftr and btw?

[totallytrustworthy]

like what now

[Someone doesn't frequent internet message boards.]

[hyanaimne]

ftr - for the record, btw - by the way

[totallytrustworthy]

oh makes sense

know any others?

[hyanaimne]

jk is just kidding. That's all I know, sadly.