I N B O X :

[totallytrustworthy]

 
VIDEO | VOICE | TEXT

"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

Comments

[hyanaimne]

True. Besides, you said it is a faire, yes? Those are usually some sort of fun.

[totallytrustworthy]

no rides no tunnel of love no money: its less fun than you think

lagers all right tho

[hyanaimne]

You lost me at tunnel of love.

[totallytrustworthy]

its a ride. romantic one. two people only per boat and they coast you along a little river where you (likely drunk) make out and or wank off together :)

or more

[hyanaimne]

How in the hell is that romantic? It sounds like a waste of money, especially when one can find a private corner to do the same thing.

[totallytrustworthy]

awww privacy. thats cute ;)

[hyanaimne]

I am going to guess that it is a thing not many believe needs to be private anymore.

Like you and Charlie, in the hallway.

[totallytrustworthy]

[oops]

saw that did you?

[hyanaimne]

Bit hard to miss, dear.

[totallytrustworthy]

well its hardly my fault the man is massive

[hyanaimne]

I meant your touching reunion.

[totallytrustworthy]

so did I

[hyanaimne]

Yes well.

[totallytrustworthy]

tell you what. next time I'll give you a heads up before we go at it

[hyanaimne]

[oh! Oh! She learned a word that applies to this conversation!!]

What, do you like to be watched? That would be a kink, yes?

[totallytrustworthy]

[Good thing this is text; Chloe is currently laughing herself to tears.]

exhibitionism is absolutely a kink yes

[Whether or not it's one of hers though...]

[hyanaimne]

[she read that word out loud, fumbled over it for a bit, then started laughing herself. Oh, the looks she's getting]

I think it would be a bit awkward to watch, dear. I will leave you and Charlie to your privacy.

[she hums to herself, thoughtful, then sends a second text]

You know, sometimes I think I understand this world and all of its quirks, and then I have conversations like this.

[totallytrustworthy]

trust me darling no matter what world youre from there are always quirks like this

[hyanaimne]

Perhaps I should consult my young men about this quirks, so that next time we have a conversation like this I will be better prepared for it.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh you have young men do you

[hyanaimne]

I do, but they are friends, nothing more.

[totallytrustworthy]

what why thats boring go leap on them

[hyanaimne]

Too young for me, and much more fun to tease.

[totallytrustworthy]

aww schoolboy crushes how darling

[hyanaimne]

Besides I think if I even tried I have competition.