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[totallytrustworthy]

 
VIDEO | VOICE | TEXT

"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

didnt think I'd be hearing from you again

whats up

voice;

[hellosailor]

Aw, come on, did you really think I'd be able to stay away?

[It's bullshit talk, but even he can't manage to make it entirely believable.]

I heard your friend got hurt.

text; (roomies don't get to listen to her problems ok)

[totallytrustworthy]

yeah and the bastards out there are fretting over her attacker

solid dose of madness for you

text; 1/2

[hellosailor]

[He hesitates before switching to text. She doesn't want to talk to him, he supposes he should just let it lie.]

Don't I know it. Your lawyer sure knows how to punch below the belt.

text; 2/2

[hellosailor]

[A few seconds later, after he manages to convince himself to stop being an asshole]

I didn't mean what I said.

[totallytrustworthy]

helps if you start your conversations above the belt

[A short pause between texts and then:]

I know. for what its worth you werent wrong

[hellosailor]

I sure as hell wasn't fair. Shouldn't have said it, you've got enough trouble as it is.

Anyway, let me know if you need anything. Or if you feel like it's not safe there anymore.

[He doesn't say he'll bust her out, but hell, what are friends (if that's even what they are)for?]

[totallytrustworthy]

I wasnt playing all that fair myself

aw. I miss you too

[It's a joke of course, but hey, beneath it, she's not really lying at all.]

[hellosailor]

Hell, it's not baseball.

I'll have to see if I can rustle up some hooch.

[totallytrustworthy]

something good this time?

[hellosailor]

Only the best jail-time toilet wine for my favorite girl.

Oops pretend there was coding up there

[totallytrustworthy]

yeah well just dont break your back making it in case they dont let you bring it in

they hate fun around here its a serious problem

Re: Oops pretend there was coding up there

[hellosailor]

I thought them loving fun was about 50% of the reason for your insidious plot.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh yeah definitely no doubt there

also insidious really youve been hanging around the wrong crowds for too long we need to get you out of there

[hellosailor]

I was going to go with "dastardly" but I thought it might have been too much.

[totallytrustworthy]

just a touch

listen Victor about Nate

[hellosailor]

You going to break my olive branch?

[totallytrustworthy]

nah just testing the water to see if youd hang up if I switched the topic

he turns out all right. total ass but otherwise all right



so before this gets all weird and emotional I think we should discuss why you havent taken a mission to the bahamas yet

[hellosailor]

Hey, he was like that before I got there.

Without you? How could I? Anyway, I'm not sure I'm ready to start drinking their kool aid just yet.

[totallytrustworthy]

yeah but you could luck out and get stuck there for a month

with all the money you could ask for I might add

[hellosailor]

as tempting as that is, I'm going to have to pass. At least until we're off the moon.

[totallytrustworthy]

and then vegas right

no wait

monte carlo

[It's more glamorous there.]

[hellosailor]

What do you think I am, James Bond?

[totallytrustworthy]

no of course not

hes in this cell with me

[hellosailor]

Well isn't he a lucky bastard.