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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[hellosailor]

Well, maybe one in every port.

[totallytrustworthy]

for what its worth I think were all relieved one of those wasnt with marlowe

[hellosailor]

Aw hell, you know about that? Well, I have to say, that wasn't the worst job in the world, up until the end there.

1/2

[totallytrustworthy]

you mightve mentioned it once or twice before

also not the worst job in the world? the woman was a bloody nutjob how was that not

2/2

[totallytrustworthy]

ah.

[hellosailor]

Well, she payed well. And the perks weren't anything to sneeze at.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh god Victor please

so did not need that mental image

[Seeing her in a catsuit is as close as Chloe ever wants to get.]

[hellosailor]

I meant the free food. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[totallytrustworthy]

hardly my fault everything you say sounds dirty

[hellosailor]

Sounds? I'm insulted.

[totallytrustworthy]

I'm so done with you

[hellosailor]

Oh come on, we've barely started!

[totallytrustworthy]

suppose I'll let you off the hook just this once

next time though....

[hellosailor]

Who said I wanted off?

[totallytrustworthy]

Victor we've all got to get off sometime

[wink wink...?]

[hellosailor]

And here I was thinking that was the whole reason for your and Charlie's little indiscretion.

[nod nod u guys should probably frick more]

[totallytrustworthy]

well I cant rule that out entirely

[Sex on the moon: not actually on her bucket list. Someone get them back to solid ground. ]

[hellosailor]

I don't think being banged up in space jail's going to help you there.

[COME ON CHLOE one small step for man one giant leap-]

[totallytrustworthy]

fair point

better start working on that jailb wait no cant say that or theyll take it seriously

no offense but I'm happier knowing youre out there

[hellosailor]

Hey, now you know you'd appreciate my constant company.

Anyway I'm sure they'll forget about you guys in a few days, what with the holidays and all.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh dear god youre right

now taking bets on whether or not theyll get so swept up in party planning that theyll forget to feed us

[hellosailor]

I'm sure they'll throw you a bone. Or a shitload of cookies.

[totallytrustworthy]

ugh vomit

think I'd rather take the execution

[hellosailor]

I'll let the jailers know.

[totallytrustworthy]

what a friend you are