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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[totallytrustworthy]

nah just testing the water to see if youd hang up if I switched the topic

he turns out all right. total ass but otherwise all right



so before this gets all weird and emotional I think we should discuss why you havent taken a mission to the bahamas yet

[hellosailor]

Hey, he was like that before I got there.

Without you? How could I? Anyway, I'm not sure I'm ready to start drinking their kool aid just yet.

[totallytrustworthy]

yeah but you could luck out and get stuck there for a month

with all the money you could ask for I might add

[hellosailor]

as tempting as that is, I'm going to have to pass. At least until we're off the moon.

[totallytrustworthy]

and then vegas right

no wait

monte carlo

[It's more glamorous there.]

[hellosailor]

What do you think I am, James Bond?

[totallytrustworthy]

no of course not

hes in this cell with me

[hellosailor]

Well isn't he a lucky bastard.

[totallytrustworthy]

Id say you could offer to trade with him but I doubt hed bite

but who knows maybe a vacancy will open up

[hellosailor]

It's shaping up to be the hottest spot to vacation. All those glamorous guests.

[totallytrustworthy]

better than whats out there thats for sure love

speaking of I need you to do me a favor

[hellosailor]

Name it.

[totallytrustworthy]

you remember the space Charlie and I kept yeah

[hellosailor]

Well enough.

[totallytrustworthy]

under the mattress is the gold + relics Charlie and I collected from egypt. I left it there so itd be secure. in that heap is a gold necklace laced with diamonds: I need it safe

with someone I can trust

meaning go get it and for the love of god dont sell it off

[hellosailor]

I'm hurt.

What the hell would I even do with money here, anyway? No economy on the moon my dear.

But yeah, I'll go get it.

[totallytrustworthy]

think of it as a long term agreement. in case something goes wrong or I get sent back

[hellosailor]

Hey now, don't start with that. You're about the only sane thing up here so I'm relying on you, you know.

Ouch my heart

[totallytrustworthy]

sane by our standards isnt exactly the textbook definition

[hellosailor]

As if we have standards.

[totallytrustworthy]

says you. I happen to have flawless standards


(thats how I wound up working under a psychotic war criminal for the better part of a year)

[hellosailor]

Hey now, a lack of standards is what keeps our lives fresh and interesting.

Standards come with picket fences.

[totallytrustworthy]

cant argue with that logic

have you seriously never considered a picket fence or two though

[hellosailor]

Well, maybe one in every port.

[totallytrustworthy]

for what its worth I think were all relieved one of those wasnt with marlowe