I N B O X:

[totallytrustworthy]

"Chloe here--

seriously, I'm not, though. And you should probably stop falling for that. Leave a message."


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[cyphered]

lets just say i'm harder to spot in a crowd
or easier depending on your perspective

[totallytrustworthy]

...you got a toupe

[totallytrustworthy]

fake mustache

[totallytrustworthy]

giant dragon tattoo across your face

[cyphered]

uh
no

[cyphered]

would you really advise me to get a dragon tattoo on my face?
what the hell chloe

[cyphered]

i can GROW a mustache you know!!!

[totallytrustworthy]

[Way to crush a girl's dreams...]

ok so what is it then

[cyphered]

[Is she really into ink, she can't be, that'd be--just like Chloe, actually.]

now i don't know if i want to tell you
after that production
i feel like i'd be letting you down

[totallytrustworthy]

oh dont be a cock come on

[cyphered]

a dragon tattoo on my face
really?

[cyphered]

i went ginger
ish

[totallytrustworthy]

[totallytrustworthy]

[hold the phone...]

[totallytrustworthy]

u wot m8

[cyphered]

look it was that or blonde
black and dark brown made me look too pale

[And blonde just makes him ill for a myriad of reasons.]

[totallytrustworthy]

I just

I'm sorry its just hard to picture you as a carrot

[cyphered]

its not THAT red

[totallytrustworthy]

ah got it

carrot cake

[cyphered]

[That's a dirty joke waiting to happen but he leaves it alone.]

yeah well
you wouldn't know it was me without me telling you
that's all that matters

[totallytrustworthy]

oh yes

I'm so proud of you darling

and it only took a homicidal warlord in space to get you to listen to me

[cyphered]

maybe you can return the favor in the future
call it even
how bout that

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry hang on a minute

are you implying I dont listen to you

[cyphered]

i'm not implying

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry who always went along with all of your backwards plans