I N B O X:

[totallytrustworthy]

"Chloe here--

seriously, I'm not, though. And you should probably stop falling for that. Leave a message."


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[cyphered]

look it was that or blonde
black and dark brown made me look too pale

[And blonde just makes him ill for a myriad of reasons.]

[totallytrustworthy]

I just

I'm sorry its just hard to picture you as a carrot

[cyphered]

its not THAT red

[totallytrustworthy]

ah got it

carrot cake

[cyphered]

[That's a dirty joke waiting to happen but he leaves it alone.]

yeah well
you wouldn't know it was me without me telling you
that's all that matters

[totallytrustworthy]

oh yes

I'm so proud of you darling

and it only took a homicidal warlord in space to get you to listen to me

[cyphered]

maybe you can return the favor in the future
call it even
how bout that

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry hang on a minute

are you implying I dont listen to you

[cyphered]

i'm not implying

[totallytrustworthy]

sorry who always went along with all of your backwards plans

[cyphered]

name one time when any plan of mine was backwards

[He's sitting chuckling at his phone.]

Nate you ass

[totallytrustworthy]

oh I dunno






all of them

:*

[cyphered]

you're just mad because my ideas work
and you never want to listen to them

[totallytrustworthy]

please I've lost track of how much trouble those plans caused us

[cyphered]

ouch
right in the heart

[cyphered]

man
id kill to see the look on your face right now

[totallytrustworthy]

[It's so flat it might as well be a line, but there's amusement in there too. Mild. So bloody mild, you cock.]

likewise carrot cake

[cyphered]

[Sure enough, a picture goes through -- the glasses are missing and his hood is up, but his cheeks are puffed and the barest hint of red hair is visible in what little lighting is available in his room.]

challenge accepted

[totallytrustworthy]

[The texted response doesn't come for another minute; she's laughing too hard.]

oh god

I'm speechless

[cyphered]

yeah
i know
i get that a lot

[totallytrustworthy]

and never like this

just think its a whole new world

[cyphered]

i've almost had enough of new worlds
maybe if we could find one without someone trying to kill me
dream big

[totallytrustworthy]

who knows

maybe hell get airlocked soon enough and our job will be done

speaking of jobs: flight school really

[cyphered]

not totally my fault
i got drafted out once they picked up that i was skipping out on class
they didn't like the homeschooling answer

[cyphered]

besides
knowing how to fly a space ship seems pretty useful to me