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[totallytrustworthy]

 
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"Chloe here, except not. Leave a message; I'll call you back when I can." 

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[alittlesweptup]

:)

[totallytrustworthy]

you are such a cock :)

[alittlesweptup]

Yeah well you're a bit of a twat so it works out

[totallytrustworthy]

that's it mutiny off I'm taking the offer

[alittlesweptup]

Have fun scrubbing toilets. I'll just be over here being glorified as a selfless martyr for all time

[totallytrustworthy]

not bloody likely

a five person candlelight vigil does not fit the definition of 'glorified'

[alittlesweptup]

Still better than scrubbing toilets

[totallytrustworthy]

good point I'll put a candle in the toilet for you

[alittlesweptup]

I'm touched. I'll mention you to St. Peter on my way through the pearly gates. Maybe that'll get you bumped up from the seventh circle to five or six

[totallytrustworthy]

sweet of you

I hear the best things in life tend to start with a six

[And end in a....]

[alittlesweptup]

Oh honestly, now you're just being crass

[totallytrustworthy]

touched you noticed

[alittlesweptup]

Darling, it's hard not to

[He's talking exclusively about her foul mouth. Obviously.]

[totallytrustworthy]

which is exactly how I prefer it

starting to think the official mutineer symbol shouldve just been a photo of my face

[alittlesweptup]

Bit more difficult to paint on armbands and eventual novelty t-shirts

[totallytrustworthy]

what no tattoos to go along with it like those little non permanent ones

[alittlesweptup]

Oh good idea. But why stop at the ones that rub off? Seems a shame not to go the full distance

[totallytrustworthy]

right because the rest of the crew will love having themselves done up like that come on

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[alittlesweptup]

Let me get this straight: your saying I ought NOT to get your face tattooed on the small of my back?

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[alittlesweptup]

(didn't say it had to be all of them)

[totallytrustworthy]

what the two of us?

[alittlesweptup]

You may want to go with someone else's face though. Tattooing your own on yourself tends to look a bit egotistical, mate

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[totallytrustworthy]

piss off

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[totallytrustworthy]

itd look fanastic

[alittlesweptup]

Seriously I'm warning you now. People will think terrible things of you